I wear an Eyepatch because of the presentations that I have seen have caused me to stab myself in the eye so I didn't have to see half of the presentation.
What caused this to happen: three things really:
1) People who put their entire speech on their slides then read it word for word
2) So many bullet points that I can only imagine that their enter button must automatically get hit every four words
3) People who talk like they clearly don't care about the speech....so why are you even talking.
That's why I wear an eyepatch, and that's why I'm hooked. Are you?